Crazy Polish Kate called me the other day and asked me if I had any polish remover. But she pronounced it PO-LISH, not PAW-LISH. So of course (and admit it, you know every single one of you would probably have done the same if you had a wacky Polish friend who was always walking into your house uninvited like some kind of sitcom neighbour) I could not resist saying the obvious:
"Kate, if I had Polish remover, don't you think I would have sprayed it on you years ago?"
Badap bam.
(I'll be standing by for your hate mail)
2 comments:
yo, i am glad to be an insperation
LOL--well, now who could you be?!
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