- (while pointing) "Is that a man or a lady, mom?"
- (again with the pointing) "Funny hair! Funnnnnneeeeeeee haaaaaaair!"
- "That man smells like granny."
- "How does a baby get in a mommy's tummy?" (I actually answered this question right there. There was a bunch of drunk college kids eavesdropping and I figured they might find some of the information useful in a couple of hours)
- "Mom, if you have a baby, then you will have two kids with two different dads. And if you have another baby then you will have three kids with three..." (Me: "that's enough now.")
- "Mom, you should shave your legs soon. They look gross."
- (To an elderly woman who smiled at him) "Stop looking at me! Stop looking at me! STOOOOOOOOOOP IT!"
- "My mom is 35! How old is your mom?"
- "I want a little brother, but if you won't give me one, then I want a dog."
Tuesday, August 23, 2005
Embarrassing shit that my kid has said loudly on public transit to the amusement of our fellow passengers
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7 comments:
Dayum, thanks Broom! The feeling is mutual. Your blog is awesome.
I usually just grin or chuckle when reading funny stuff, but this made me laugh out loud!!
Thanks!
Ahahaha! I think my favourite has to be the one about the man smelling like grandma.
jesus kate, don't hate on the college kids. They could be future love interests...
LOL--you're hilarious D.
my kid sang a sentence to me tonight, that was set to the tune of "Dontcha wish your girlfriend was hot like me".... you think I'm a bad mother maybe? she's not even 11 yet.
sigh...
LOL--that's hilarious Carly--the things they pick up at school! ;-)
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