You know what I love about Myspace? I love it when I see profiles from guys who are earnestly trying to meet women through myspace (you know, the ones who have six hundred pictures of various lap-dancers on their friends lists).
But more than anything I love it when they write, "No pyschos please."
What a clever way to weed out psychotic women! I imagine a woman scanning the fella's profile and excitedly saying to herself, "Yes, I have big tits and blond hair and I love giving head, I like hockey, sure I don't mind that you're unemployed and can't spell for shit....oh, now, hang on a minute! No psychos?! Damn. I guess that rules me out. Too bad--we were perfect for each other except for that whole psycho caveat."
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