Saturday, March 18, 2006

It's safe to hit the "Next Blog" button if you:

• Are hoping to buy a motorized wheel chair
• Really into purchasing large amounts of fertilizer
• Are intensely interested in hearing why Mary-Jo and all of her neighbours in their trailer park in Wichita think that abortion is murder.
• Are into Spanish cartoon porn.
• Really want to increase your website traffic and don’t mind having your blog covered with crap from advertisers.
• Love America. I mean, REALLY, REALLY love it. Like you love it so much you want to marry it.
• Know what “Diem dam chinh thuc lop Tin 04b1” means.
• Want to improve your spanking techniques.
• Don’t mind that your computer will freeze for half an hour when you stumble upon a 13 year old Japanese girl’s tribute to Hello Kitty!

2 comments:

egan said...

It as if you want me to hit the Next Blog button. All those bullet point of yours speak to me. Every single one of them. Welcome back! How Victoria today?

sarahfisch said...

Your post made me wanna Google "Spanish cartoon porn" out of pure curiosity, but I don't think it'd be a good idea.